14.1.08

XI.1A’s gossip

*SECRET’S REVEALED*

and this is what you call

JUICY

*Juicy Gossip numero uno

“is there a little baby on the way???”

*the class of XI.1A has been acknowledged as one of the best class, whether it is in class average score or class participation. However, there has been a strong rumor that one of our beloved friend (initial CC) is pregnant. This rumor is initiated by one of our dear dear friend, Mr. ADL (full name withheld as to protect him). The motive of him spreading this rumor remains anonymous.

Until this very second, the accuracy of this rumor is still being questioned. However, Mr. ADL, himself, has not stopped to spice this rumor with encouraging the question of “WHO IS THE FATHER OF THE BABY??” Some has said that he is a person the class sees often. Is it *THE SCOTTISH LECTURER?” or is it “THE PUBLIC RELATIONS T.A??”

Stay updated on XI.1A’s *Secrets Revealed*

*Juicy Gossip numero dos

“forbidden LOVE”

*scandals just don’t sleep in the class of XI.1A. There has been a strong buzz that our own beloved friend known as “Papi” is having an affair with our own lecturer (keyword: Tuesday, second session). This started when Papi sat close to our teacher, Mrs. H, and spread his charisma around her. Mrs. H, not being able to resist Papi’s charm, gave a meaningful smile.

Will Papi be able to keep Mrs. H under his powerful charm? What is the meaning behind Mrs. H’s smile??

Don’t ever skip on XI.1A’s *Secrets Revealed*

*Juicy Gossip numero tres

“I loved you ever since you showed me how to zoom in”

*”Love appears when you least expect it”. This statement is true for two lovebirds of LSPR. Our own friend, Ms. D, has been diagnosed with the illness of LOVE, after she met our next-door-neighbor friend, Mr. P. Their love began when Mr. P was taking pictures of Ms. D and friends. During their photo session’s break, Ms. D asked Mr. P to teach her how to enhance her photography skill. Just when this was happening, Cupid came and they began to fall in love.

Ever since this happened, both of Ms. D and Mr. P has been adorably nervous and giddy around each other.

Will they bring their love to the next level? Will they break up? Will Ms. D find a better photographer??

XI.1A’s *Secrets Revealed* will unveil that for you. Keep posted!!

*Juicy Gossip numero cuatro

“I LOVE YOU, MR. TEACHER, SIR!!”

*With so many available guys around, it’s amazing how one of our friends, Ms. S finds one of our own lecturers, Mr. “FATHER” attractive. When she is asked about her profound ability on his subject, she would always say that it’s due to the “private sessions” she has with him. Of course she says it jokingly, but it hasn’t stopped us from asking questions about that.

Is her expertise in his subject due to her own ability? Or is it because of some other ability she has that’s only shared with him??

It’s your job to find out on XI.1A’s *Secrets Revealed*

*Juicy Gossip numero cinqo

“ENVY or DISGUST?”

*Just a couple of days ago, a student in our class has officially declared war with our beloved friend, who previously has been said to be pregnant, Ms. CC, and her beloved friends, Papi, and Mr. Sexy.

This girl, let’s call her Ms. PD (name withheld to save her from embarrassment –editor thoughtfulness), posted a blog claiming that Ms. CC and friends are envious of her. She claimed that time would prove who was worthier and she even called Mr. Sexy a transvestite.

Ms. CC who has countless resources is furious. She admits that she doesn’t like Ms. PD, as many others would also share this feeling, due to Ms. PD’s intense amount in *KISS ASS* ability. However, not one second in her life did she ever feel envious towards Ms. PD.

Ms. CC seeks for further justification from Ms. PD. She is worried that Ms. PD mistaken her dislike and now, her disgust towards her, as a feeling of envy.

Ms. CC thinks that Mr. Sexy also deserves a proper explanation on the reason why Ms. PD would DARE call him a transvestite.

Ms. CC thinks that Ms. PD ought to learn a lesson on being careful to prepare her for her future, and that’s IF she still is interested in working in communication, remembering her lack of ability to respect and be discreet.

Will Ms. PD learn her lesson? Or will she continue on to misunderstand feelings of dislike as being praises?

Don’t be the last to know. Keep your eyes on XI.1A’s *Secrets Revealed*

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